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In an attempt to boost the morale of the Five Asses who make up the BorFest Defense Force (BDF), Bor gave us disguises. Bor has read up on Che’s 26th of July Movement, and figured he’d try to launch a 11th of July movement. 
The BorFest Defense Force After they fired the Meat Man, Bor realized it was time to take off the gloves. We have to fight fire with fire, so Bor decided to his own guerilla army, one fierce enough to make the Shining Path quiver in their tracks, make a farce of the FARC, and make Al Qaeda look like a bunch of pansies. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out to well. All Bor could round up was a horse the glue factory refused to take and four others asses: 
Badges? Badges? We don't need no shtinkin' badges! We have Decemko drink tickets! The evil forces trying to prevent BorFest from happening have started to play hardball. Yesterday, while Bor was in Dikili ranting against the injustices of the world and planning an invasion of Trieste, the evil forces of Decemko took a completely unexpected and dastardly step, and dealt a mighty but low blow: they fired the Meat Man! This is an unjust action that will not stand. We the participants in the Climate Advocacy Institute are calling on the International Criminal Court to investigate as a crime against the innocent civilians participating in this summer’s Climate Advocacy Institute, we are calling on the International Labor Organization to investigate and protest this unjust act, we are also calling for an emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council and for it… Continue reading The authorities here in Decemko today issues an announcement in a vain attempt to assure of Institute participants that they have things well under control and that BorFest will not happen. Bor, of course, is having none of this. Bor’s brow is particularly furrowed today; the pressure is clearly starting to get to him. It hasn’t t helped that our impoverished performance advocate that his own attempt to keep his merry band of conspirators on task… Continue reading As the few readers of this blog know, I am a big fan of grilled meat. I have had grilled meat all over the world, and while I am not gourmand I know my grilled meat. The first thing Anca and I are doing to buy when we move into our new apartment in London is a charcoal grill (I have already picked out the model we will be buying). However, there is no way that I will ever be able to grill meat as well as “The Meat Man,” a.k.a. Ismet (that’s his real name), who for the last two years has grilled meat for me at the Decemko Resort. You have not eaten grilled meat until you have eaten the Meat Man’s pirzola (grilled… Continue reading |
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